Tons of Rebecca Black jokes! A lot of people wonder if Rebecca Black is a joke, probably. And in case you don’t know who she is, Rebecca Black sang that annoying ‘Friday’ song and somehow became famous via YouTube. I guess it goes to show that anyone can be famous. Anyways, we promise our jokes are better than her singing. But really, they are. Enjoy!
Funny Rebecca Black Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, if Rebecca Black wins any awards, Kanye, you know what to do.
Two things that don’t mix are Rosa Parks and Rebecca Black.
I saw Rebecca Black the other day, she was drowning in a river so I got my phone out and took a quick picture, then SAVED her…..as my screensaver on my phone.
Rebecca Black didn’t take the bus because she would have had a heart attack with all the seat options.
That awkward moment when Rebecca Black asks Justin Bieber to do a duet and he has to say never…
Breaking news: Rebecca black died from a panic attack after walking into a stadium because she had so many seats to choose from.
The only thing worse than Bieber fever is the Black plague.
Rebecca, what comes after Sunday? I forget…
Dear Youtube, I have discovered that there is a glitch on Rebecca Black’s music video, Friday. There is a “like” button. Please fix this ASAP.
Rebecca black isn’t hated because she is famous, she is famous because she is hated.
There is literally one seat left to take in the car and she still asks which seat should she take. Like, is she really gonna make her friends move seats? And that is ignoring the fact that she waited at the bus stop and her friends came. AND she is thirteen. That means two things; 1 A thirteen year old is driving her, or 2 her “friend” is 18 years old. WTF?
NEWSFLASH: Rebecca Black dies from trying to choose which toilet seat to choose even though there was only one choice.
Today I have come to the conclusion that the United States and Canada are in a war of the most annoying. The United States drew first blood with the Miley Cyrus. Canada returned fire with the brutal Justin Beiber. However I believe the United States has won the war with it’s latest creation, the Rebecca Black. If Canada can top that, I’m afraid the world may not survive.
Rebecca Black had one of the best songs of all time. Hahaha. I can’t even say that with a straight face!
Thanks for reading.
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What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
Matt
What do you call someone who carries a dictionary in his jeans?
Smarty pants
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee
What do you call a man with an invoice?
Bill
What do you call a guy who is all feet?
Archie
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quattro sinko
What do you call a cow that plays music?
A Moosician.
What do you call a plumber with a toilet on his head?
Lou
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob
What do you call a man with a government subsidy?
Grant
What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg shorter than the other?
Ireen
What do you call a guy in debt?
Owen
What do you call a cow with only two legs?
Lean beef
What do you call santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses
What do you call a man who prays plenty?
Neil
What do you call a vegetarian guy?
Barry
What do you call a man in good physical condition?
Jim
What do you call a very popular perfume?
A best-smeller
What do you call a man whose rolls around in dirt?
Pete
What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
What do you call a hippy’s wife?
Mississippi.
What Do You Get Jokes
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine
What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck?
Milk and quackers.
What do you get if you cross a newspaper and a fat person?
Big news!
What do you get if you cross a flying insect with indigestion?
A rumblebee.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armor.
What do you get if you cross a Cocker Spaniel with a Poodle and a rooster?
A cockapoodledoo!
What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
Other What Jokes
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones
What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A stamp
What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
Close the door, I’m dressing!
What would you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids
What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room
What was the pirate movie rated?
ARRRRRRRGH!
What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish
What bird can be heard at mealtimes?
A swallow
What do firemen put in their soup?
Fire crackers!
We hope you’ve enjoyed our list of what do you call and what do you get jokes. Be sure to share your own in the comment box below.
Filed under Jokes by on Mar 10th, 2012. Comment.
