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Funny Brunette Jokes
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
Why do brunettes put ice in their nose before they go to work?
So their lunch won’t spoil
What’s a brunette that has dyed her hair?
There were 3 girls on the run being chased by cops, they went in a barn and hid in 3 seperate bags.
The cops picked up the first bag and the redhead says “meow meow”.
The cops said, “there’s nothing in this bag except kittens”.
They picked up the second bag and the brunette says, “woof woof”.
The cop says “there’s nothing but a puppy in this bag”.
They picked up the third one and the blonde says, “potatoes potatoes”.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
Why is it good to have a brunette passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn’t show the dirt.
Short Brunette Jokes
What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.
How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
Check her for a pulse.
What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A blonde trying to put it out.
Why are most brunettes flat chested?
It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.
The brunette had been married about a year
One day the she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy
He didn’t know how to react
So he started jumping up and down along with her
“Why are we so happy?” he asked
She said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you!”
“Great” he said, “tell me what you’re so happy about”
She stopped, breathless from all the jumping up and down
“I’m pregnant!” she gasped
The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for quite a while
He grabbed her, and kissed her
“Wow, that is wonderful,” “I couldn’t be happier”
Then she said, “Oh, honey there’s more”
“What do you mean more?”, he asked
“Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!”
He was amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant
“How do you that,” he asked
“It was easy,” she said
“I went to the pharmacy and bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit”
“Both tests came out positive!”
Why did the brunette get thrown out of the M & M factory?
She kept throwing out all the W’s
A brunette was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on “Science & Nature.” Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
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Funny Yo Mama Is So Fat Jokes
Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama is so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes.
Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama is so fat shes the only one at the beach that gets a tan.
Yo mama is so fat she pays taxes in three different counties!
Yo mama is so fat that the local restaurant says maximum occupancy 45 people or your mom.
Yo mama is so fat she has a homeless family living under her!
Yo mama is so fat she has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Yo mama is so fat she violates 14 different zoning laws.
Yo mama is so fat she is the same height lying down as she is standing up!
Yo mama is so fat shes on both sides of the family!
Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Yo mama is so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her!
Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Yo mama is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo Mama So Dumb Jokes
Yo mama so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test.
Yo mama so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
Yo mama so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she took off and got her bowl.
Yo mama so dumb she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama So Black Jokes
Yo mama so black when she breastfed you she made chocolate milk.
Yo mama so black that she has to were white gloves when she eats tootsie rolls so she doesn’t bite her fingers!
Yo mama so black she makes asphalt look grey.
Yo mama so black she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so black we use a flash light to see her at night.
Yo mama so black her dandruff looks like coal dust.
Yo mama so black her butt looks like two tires.
Yo mama so black when she went to night school they marked her absent!
Yo mama so black when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill.
Yo mama so black she bleeds smoke.
Yo mama so black when she smiles at night she looks like floating chicklets.
Yo mama so black even her shadow had to get a flashlight to find her in the dark!
Yo mama so black if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee.
Yo mama so black if she had a red light she’d be a beeper.
Yo Mama So Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat she was in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat she freed Willie and then ate him.
Yo mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for twenty pounds of crack!
Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mama so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
Yo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road.
Yo mama so fat she makes the titanic look like a tug boat.
Yo mama so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama so fat when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”.
Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”.
Yo mama so fat she got Baptized at sea world.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery!
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu!
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when people try to drive around her, they ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat when she backs up she beeps.
Yo mama so fat to her “light food” means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo Mama So Stinky Jokes
Yo mama breath is so stinky she needs odor eaters.
Yo mama breath is so bad she has to take prescription Tic Tac.
Yo mama breath is so stinky we don’t know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.
Yo mama is so smelly she was playing in my sandbox and the cat came along and buried her.
Misc Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker!
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
Yo mama so bald you can see what’s on her mind.
Yo mama is twice the man you are!
Yo mama is so fat after sex she smokes a ham!
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
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