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Funny Yo Mama Is So Fat Jokes

Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the summer.

Yo mama is so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes.

Yo mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama is so fat shes the only one at the beach that gets a tan.

Yo mama is so fat she pays taxes in three different counties!

Yo mama is so fat that the local restaurant says maximum occupancy 45 people or your mom.

yo-mama-jokes Yo mama is so fat she has a homeless family living under her!

Yo mama is so fat she has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.

Yo mama is so fat she violates 14 different zoning laws.

Yo mama is so fat she is the same height lying down as she is standing up!

Yo mama is so fat shes on both sides of the family!

Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.

Yo mama is so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her!

Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.

Yo mama is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo Mama So Dumb Jokes

Yo mama so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test.

Yo mama so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!

Yo mama so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she took off and got her bowl.

Yo mama so dumb she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama So Black Jokes

Yo mama so black when she breastfed you she made chocolate milk.

Yo mama so black that she has to were white gloves when she eats tootsie rolls so she doesn’t bite her fingers!

Yo mama so black she makes asphalt look grey.

Yo mama so black she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so black we use a flash light to see her at night.

Yo mama so black her dandruff looks like coal dust.

Yo mama so black her butt looks like two tires.

Yo mama so black when she went to night school they marked her absent!

Yo mama so black when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill.

Yo mama so black she bleeds smoke.

Yo mama so black when she smiles at night she looks like floating chicklets.

Yo mama so black even her shadow had to get a flashlight to find her in the dark!

Yo mama so black if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into coffee.

Yo mama so black if she had a red light she’d be a beeper.

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat she was in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat she freed Willie and then ate him.

Yo mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for twenty pounds of crack!

Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree.

Yo mama so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

Yo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road.

Yo mama so fat she makes the titanic look like a tug boat.

Yo mama so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo mama so fat when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.

Yo mama so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid.

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”.

Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”.

Yo mama so fat she got Baptized at sea world.

Yo mama so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery!

Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu!

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when people try to drive around her, they ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say “Taxi!”

Yo mama so fat when she backs up she beeps.

Yo mama so fat to her “light food” means under 4 Tons.

Yo mama so fat she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo Mama So Stinky Jokes

Yo mama breath is so stinky she needs odor eaters.

Yo mama breath is so bad she has to take prescription Tic Tac.

Yo mama breath is so stinky we don’t know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.

Yo mama is so smelly she was playing in my sandbox and the cat came along and buried her.

Misc Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker!

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince

Yo mama so bald you can see what’s on her mind.

Yo mama is twice the man you are!

Yo mama is so fat after sex she smokes a ham!

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway

Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Funny Yo Momma Jokes

Yo Momma So Old Jokes

Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo momma so old her phone number is 1.

Yo momma so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

Yo momma so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was a prince.

Yo momma so old when she farted dust came out.

Yo momma so old when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo momma so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo Momma So Short Jokes

yo-momma-jokes Yo momma so short she models for trophies.

Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo momma so short she can hang glide on a Doritos.

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.

Yo momma so short she don’t roll dice, she pushes them.

Yo momma so short she had to stand on three phone books to see the road.

Yo momma so short her homies are the Keebler Elfs.

Yo momma so short she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

Yo Momma So Skinny Jokes

Yo momma so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant!

Yo momma so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo momma so skinny you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.

Yo momma so shinny she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.

Yo momma so skinny if she had a sesame seed on her head, she’d look like a push pin.

Yo momma so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo momma so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.

Yo Momma So Hairy Jokes

Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.

Yo momma so hairy that she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo momma so hairy she has dreadlocks on her back.

Yo momma so hairy that she shaves her legs with a weedwacker.

Yo momma so hairy that she got a trim and lost 20 pounds.

Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo momma so hairy she has cornrows on her feet!

Yo momma so hairy if she shaved her legs, she could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.

Yo Momma So Fat Jokes

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo momma so fat her belly button makes an echo.

Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the booths.

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo momma is so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma is so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes Florida, Georgia, Alabama…

Yo momma is so fat shes got her own area code!

Yo momma is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

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