Fat People Jokes

Whether you have a few extra pounds or know someone who does these fat people jokes are great. Obesity rates are on the rise and we’ve got the fat jokes to prove it. Enjoy the jokes and remember to eat your veggies kids! Donuts are not a food group. And now… fat jokes and yo mama jokes.

Funny Fat People Jokes

Look at the bright side. Fat people are harder to kidnap.

Instead of trick or treat you say “Trick or Cheesecake”!

Two fat guys are at the bar, one says to the other, “Your round.”
The other one says “So are you, you fat pig!”

A fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her
and says, “Excuse me ma’am, could you please leave the beach?”
The obese lady replies, “Why? What’s wrong?”
“We’ll you see,” says the lifeguard, “It’s getting pretty
late, and the tide wants to come in!”

At fat camp the guys have the biggest boobs.

You might be fat if you think your feet went on vacation and you’re not sure because you can’t see them.

The lady went to the theater before the night’s performance was going to begin. She was looking for the usher to help her with a dilemma regarding her seats.
Usher: I see you have two tickets with you. Will someone be joining you ma’am?
Lady: Well, you see, I have an issue with sitting in just one seat. It is a bit uncomfortable for me and that’s why I had to buy two different tickets. Both these tickets are mine, that I can guarantee you.
Usher: That’s alright with me ma’am. Although there’s one problem. You see, you have two seats with numbers 52 and 61.

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

One day a woman asked her daughter to go get some jellyrolls. The girl went to the bakery and ordered all of the jellyrolls that the bakery had. Then she stuffed them all in her mouth and swallowed. When she got home her mom asked where the jellyrolls were. The girl lifts up her shirt and says here, these are the jelly rolls.

You Are So Fat Jokes

You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.

You are so fat, Goodyear wanted to fly you over the Superbowl.

You are so fat, there’s no more room in the family tree.

You are so fat, you should have your own zip code.

You are so fat your belt size is the equator!

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat she’s taller lying down.

Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree.

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”.

Yo mama so fat she made Richard Simmons cry.

Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued…

We hope you enjoyed our fat jokes list. Remember, these jokes are for fun. Weight can be a touchy subject for some people so relax and have a laugh.

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