Funny Yo Mama Jokes

A ton of funny yo mama jokes and sayings. We have a ton of jokes, yo mama so fat, stupid, ugly, old, dirty and poor. Enjoy and share your own in the comments!

Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

Yo mama so nasty she made Right Guard turn left!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so dark she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so bald you can literally see what is on her mind.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Yo mama so fat jokes

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat she’s once, twice, three times a lady.

Yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

Yo mama so fat she doesn’t need the internet – she’s worldwide.

Yo mama so fat small objects orbit her.

Yo mama so fat even Dora can’t explore her!

Yo mama so fat she got a job at the theater…as the screen.

Yo mama so fat that she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat Hollywood stunt companies use her as an air mattress.

Yo mama so fat her belt size is the equator.

Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get Bluetooth.

Yo mama so stupid that when she broke her DVD player, she bought a DVD on how to fix your DVD player.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so stupid she thought hot meals were stolen food.

Yo mama so stupid she figured a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so stupid that at bottom of application where it says Sign Here – she wrote Pices.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company.

Yo mama so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so ugly jokes

Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.

Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder can’t even fix her!

Yo mama so ugly the therapist makes her lie face down.

Yo Mama So Old Jokes

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she used to babysit Jesus.

Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had hair!

Yo mama so old that her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 3.

Yo Mama So Dirty

Yo mama so dirty she slowed down speed stick.

Yo mama so dirty that she loses weight in the shower.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo mama so dirty she makes a skunk smell sweet.

Yo Mama So Poor Jokes

Yo mama so poor she can’t even afford to go to the free clinic.

Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her!

Yo mama so poor that on Halloween, her trick was the treat.

Yo mama is so poor that her front and back doors are on the same hinge.

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Funny Yo Mama Jokes