Funny Yo Mama Jokes

A ton of funny yo mama jokes and sayings. We have a ton of jokes, yo mama so fat, stupid, ugly, old, dirty and poor. Enjoy and share your own in the comments!

Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.

Yo mama so nasty she made Right Guard turn left!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so dark she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so bald you can literally see what is on her mind.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Yo mama so fat jokes

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat she’s once, twice, three times a lady.

Yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

Yo mama so fat she doesn’t need the internet – she’s worldwide.

Yo mama so fat small objects orbit her.

Yo mama so fat even Dora can’t explore her!

Yo mama so fat she got a job at the theater…as the screen.

Yo mama so fat that she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat Hollywood stunt companies use her as an air mattress.

Yo mama so fat her belt size is the equator.

Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get Bluetooth.

Yo mama so stupid that when she broke her DVD player, she bought a DVD on how to fix your DVD player.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so stupid she thought hot meals were stolen food.

Yo mama so stupid she figured a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so stupid that at bottom of application where it says Sign Here – she wrote Pices.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company.

Yo mama so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she threw a brick at the floor and missed.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid it takes her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

Yo mama so stupid she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car!

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran outside with a spoon!

Yo mama so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo mama so stupid she eats her food stamps.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth!

Yo mama so stupid she tried to steal a free sample!

Yo mama so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the TV and called it paperview.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company.

Yo mama so ugly jokes

Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.

Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder can’t even fix her!

Yo mama so ugly the therapist makes her lie face down.

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Ewww

Yo mama so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

Yo mama so ugly she plays fetch with the ugly stick!

Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes BACK ON!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Yo mama so ugly even yo daddy refuses to look at her.

Yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry!

Yo mama so ugly her shadow gave up.

Yo mama so ugly people use her picture to scare away rats!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly I went blind! AHHHH

Yo mama so ugly she uses a mop for hair.

Yo mama so ugly she makes babies cry, old people lose control of their bowels, and angels crash.

Yo mama so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.

Yo Mama So Old Jokes

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she used to babysit Jesus.

Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had hair!

Yo mama so old that her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo Mama So Dirty

Yo mama so dirty she slowed down speed stick.

Yo mama so dirty that she loses weight in the shower.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo mama so dirty she makes a skunk smell sweet.

Yo mama so dirty the roaches wrote her an eviction notice.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.

Yo mama so dirty the Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so dirty she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo mama so dirty when I leave her house I got to wipe my feet before I go outside.

Yo mama so dirty that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out and said “I’ll wait.”

Yo mama so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused!

Yo mama so dirty she’s got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo mama so dirty she made Right Guard turn left, Secret tell it all, and Speed Stick slow down!

Yo mama so dirty skunks give her house a wide berth.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower at the car wash.

Yo mama so dirty a family of skunks adopted her as one of their own.

Yo Mama So Poor Jokes

Yo mama so poor she can’t even afford to go to the free clinic.

Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her!

Yo mama so poor that on Halloween, her trick was the treat.

Yo mama so poor that her front and back doors are on the same hinge.

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Funny Yo Mama Jokes