Knock knock jokes are a classic. They’re timeless and have been told over and over again. Funny knock knock jokes can be funny for children and adults. Regardless, anyone can enjoy some funny knock knock jokes. And here is our knock knock jokes list:

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot’s caught in the door!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a knock-knock joke!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupt-
Moo!!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Amahl.
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
C’s.
C’s who?
C’s the day!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow! You’re quite the yodeler!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Curly.
Curly who?
Curly Q!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Cash me if you can!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno that I’m out here, right?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple your hair if you don’t let me in!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken the oven, I smell something burning!

More funny knock knock jokes for kids…

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn’t realize you were some kind of a nut!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you don’t know who this is!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Czech.
Czech who ?
Czech before you open the door!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you as soon as you open up!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing? Get over here!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean fishing lately?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears looking at you.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who!
Doughnut open until Christmas.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Delores.
Delores who?
Delores my shepherd.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie the bags into the house please!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Edwin.
Edwin who?
Edwin some, you lose some.

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