Check out our great Blonde Jokes!

Why couldn’t the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
She couldn’t find the recipe.

It’s with great sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains…yes, her husband just died.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant

Why do blondes love lightning?
They think somebody is taking their picture.

And more Blonde Jokes..

How do you drive a blonde crazy?
Give her a bag of M & M’s and tell her to alphabetize them.

What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
The blonde works in the dark!

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot.

What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?
The Branch Manager.

What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
There have been sightings of UFOs.

How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
She moved.

How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?
Put a tire pressure gauge in their ear.

Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
She saw “911″ and thought it was a Porsche.

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
They’re both empty from the neck up.

How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
There’s white-out on the screen.

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
She took the 33 bus twice instead.

What do you call 25 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A blonde parade.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container?
Because it said (from) “Concentrate”.

How many blondes does it take to play tag?
One.

The Blonde Jokes keep on coming!

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue!

What is a brunette between two blondes?
An interpreter.

Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning?
It swells at night.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde had just robbed a bank and they were trying to escape from the cops. They ran down an alley and saw three huge potato sacks. They hopped inside just in time, and the cops didn’t see them. Puzzled, the cops looked at the bags suspiciously. One cop kicked the brunette’s bag, she meowed, and the cop thought nothing of it. He then kicked the redhead’s bag, she barked, and the cop thought it was just some garbage. Then he moved on to the blonde’s bag. He kicked it and she said “Potatoes! Potatoes!”

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