What Do You Call Jokes

What Do You Call Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
Matt

What do you call someone who carries a dictionary in his jeans?
Smarty pants

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

What do you call a bee which is born in the month of May?
A maybee

What do you call a man with an invoice?
Bill

What do you call a guy who is all feet?
Archie

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quattro sinko

What do you call a cow that plays music?
A Moosician.

What do you call a plumber with a toilet on his head?
Lou

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob

What do you call a man with a government subsidy?
Grant

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg shorter than the other?
Ireen

What do you call a guy in debt?
Owen

What do you call a cow with only two legs?
Lean beef

What do you call santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses

What do you call a man who prays plenty?
Neil

What do you call a vegetarian guy?
Barry

What do you call a man in good physical condition?
Jim

What do you call a very popular perfume?
A best-smeller

What do you call a man whose rolls around in dirt?
Pete

What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?
Anything you like, he can’t hear you.

What do you call a hippy’s wife?
Mississippi.

What Do You Get Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck?
Milk and quackers.

What do you get if you cross a newspaper and a fat person?
Big news!

What do you get if you cross a flying insect with indigestion?
A rumblebee.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armor.

What do you get if you cross a Cocker Spaniel with a Poodle and a rooster?
A cockapoodledoo!

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.

Other What Jokes

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones

What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A stamp

What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
Close the door, I’m dressing!

What would you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids

What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room

What was the pirate movie rated?
ARRRRRRRGH!

What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish

What bird can be heard at mealtimes?
A swallow

What do firemen put in their soup?
Fire crackers!

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